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40+ Hilarious Joke that will Make you Cry [Best jokes Of All Time]

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Hilarious Joke that will Make you Cry

40+ All Time Best Hilarious Joke that will Make you Cry :> Sometimes it takes little to laugh out loud. If only a little joke, a play on words, in the course of a conversation. Above all, you have to dare to bring out these “shitty jokes”!

What makes a good joke is above all the person telling it. Tone, wit, and context are very important (yes, you can’t pull a funny joke out of nowhere just to amuse the gallery).

Having a good laugh is important and it’s good for morale and health. So we have selected some best funny jokes for you to laugh like calves on the days when it’s gray or your boss pisses you off.

On Twitter, via the hashtag #HilariousJokes , Internet users therefore have fun sharing short jokes which are often the best.

Here are 40+ Hilarious Joke that will Make you Cry , listed on the social network, it is to die of laughter:

1. The joke of the Boy and Principal

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good!*walks away*

2. The mother-in-law’s joke

Two friends discuss:
– Do you believe in life after death?
– No, I don’t believe it and you?
– Ben… I did not believe it, but, since my mother-in-law died, I live again!

3. A short but effective joks

Husband warning wife: “these maids u like changing every month will bring us diseases in this house”😂😂

4. hilarious jokes for adults

Nothing raises pressure like an Ugly girl who refuses to swallow pills after sex🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. A joke not to be given to everyone

Lets keep laughing.
Hustler got sick
Doctor: you need to eat healthy Food
Hustler: No
Doctor: the last patient who didn’t change their diet after i suggested it Died
Hustler: Fuck. How??
Doctor: in plane crash
Hustler: it sounds unrelated
Doctor: I’m the one who crashed it. Do not disobey me Nigga!!😈

6. Hilarious Joke that will Make you Cry

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says: “Haha nice one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

7. Passion word games

When she’s laying there thinking you are going to open a condom…surprise the bitch…….. come back with a bible and read the verse about sex before marriage is a sin

8. The coolest joke

If your boyfriend says that you are beautiful today, hit him with your bag on his face, Because you’ve been ugly for him yesterday🤦‍♂

9. The Ethiopian girl joke

Just 5 missed calls from a Ethiopian girl ….and you get a message from her reading ‘Enjoy your life with your new girlfriend’ !!

But why ss😰😰😝😝🤣🤣

10. The daddy with the dubious joke

A son asks his father:
– Dad, what is beauty?
– Do you see your mother?
– Yes
– Well that’s not it!

11. An effective farce

A nigga will spend hours in the gym just to build up muscle like a wrestler. Then one skinny girl will push him on the bed with just one finger he will fall and be smiling like a fool😂😂😂😂😂

12. hilarious jokes for adults

*After having sex with a fat girl*
*Me: Dear your jacket is on the floor.*
*Her: No beb that’s my panty*

13. how to make someone laugh really hard

Natural Death

In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge…JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. JUDGE: Case closed.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

14. 15 marks joke

Ant Question

Exam Question

Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)

A Student’s Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now Ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded Ant in the hospital. Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Dont play with students that can do anything for 15 marks!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

15. A little math jokes

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Scores of formulas made,

But still

X is unknown!!!

16. Cheating Boyfriend joke

BOYFRIEND: I cheated. GIRLFRIEND: Damn you! I hate you and let me tell you too that I cheated on you with your best friend. I even slept with your brother! BOYFRIEND: What?! GIRLFRIEND: Yea, you heard me right. BOYFRIEND: I meant on my test you bitch!!!GIRLFRIEND: Oh!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

17. how to make someone laugh really hard

After church on Sunday, a wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,
Wife: Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden? What is it that is bothering you?
Husband: I’m still thinking about the confession of our pastor. It’s making me uncomfortable.
Wife: What is it?”
Husband: The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but ONLY ONE woman didn’t want to sleep with him because she fears God.”
Wife: It must be that Madam Comfort!, Mami holy- holy she think she’s better than everyone of us!
😳😳😳
**************
AND THAT’S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

18. love and death joke that will Make you Cry

*What is love?*
Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
*What is death ?*
Death is when you follow him😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

19. Johnny was digging a hole

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. “Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked. “My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Johnny replied. “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor. “That’s because has inside your cat!”
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

20. A Chemistry class Hilarious Joke

Chemistry class

TEACHER: Class, what is the chemical symbol for Sodium?

AKPOS: Na sir.

TEACHER: What is the chemical symbol for Barium?

AKPOS: Ba sir.

TEACHER: What will you get if one atom of Ba is added to two atoms of Na?

AKPOS: Banana sir
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

21. A black jokes

Two old friends are talking. One of them is a notorious womanizer, the other is much more shy. The latter is all thoughtful, he got married a short time ago. He said to his friend:
-You see, me, I had never made love with my wife before our marriage… And you?
– I don’t know! What’s her name, your wife?

22. Hilarious Joke that will Make you Cry

Valentine’s Day

Celebrated on February 14, Valentine’s Day culminates the Valentine Week. Lovers take the day off to celebrate the day as they wish, spending quality time with their loved ones. It’s a day of joy, of celebration of love and commitment and the blissful excitement of finding one’s perfect mate.

23. Bad Question

Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacher beat him.
PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?
TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?
PAPA: Akpos, what did you do?
AKPOS: I asked her why is Bra singular when it covers two items and Panties plural when it covers just one item?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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24. most Hilarious Joke

Who Is That Fool?

Akpos was having an argument with his Wife. The Wife called Akpos a fool. Akpos got angry 😡 and said, “I cannot be called a fool by a woman 🙍‍♀, not even my wife💍💑. She must therefore leave my house 👋🏡!”Neighbours intervened and the matter was resolved ✅. But the Wife still nursed anger 😤.Later that night🌑🌑, it rained🌪🌧 heavily. It was so cold that Akpos wanted to perform his manly 💪🍆 duty. Sneaking his hands to touch his Wifes laps 😯 in the dark 🌫 , the Wife shouted, “WHO IS THAT FOOL?!”Akpos replied, “It is me 😌!”
😂😂😂🤣😆😆

25. A student Teacher joke

Hilarious Teacher Joke that will Make you Cry

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study?

STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the summer that
is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141
days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and family, that takes
away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your
year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking
off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are
only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a
minimum of 3 days; you’re left with 3 days in the
year to study! Let’s say you only go out for 2
days…You’re left with 1 day. But that 1 day is
your birthday. That’s why I did not study.

Teacher: Class dismissed.

26. The Funny joke

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words “COMPLETE and FINISHED”. Some people say there’s no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! ….And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED! And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

27. The dark joke!

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. After you have prayed, If you are still in Darkness, Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
😂😂😂😂

28. girlfriend Joke

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying, “This isn’t working, I’m going to my mom’s house.”

I opened the fridge door, the light was on, the juice was cold.

What the hell did she mean?🤣😂

29. movie jokes

Akpos: Hey Jorge, I saw my wife entering into cinema with another guy 😔

Jorge:😱So did you follow them?

Akpos: No I didn’t ; I have seen the film before…
One word for Akpos 😂😂😂

30. Insightful joke 

Two guys discuss:
– What would you do if today, It was the end of the world?
– I would shoot anything that moves and you?
– I would not move

31. The collector’s story

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.” The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”. The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?” “No” says the boy, “he minded his own fucking business.”
😂😂💔😂😂😂

32. It’s the flea joke

A book seller conducting a market survey asked a woman;

“Which book has helped you most in ur life?”
The woman replied; “My husband’s cheque book”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

33. My Chinese friend

My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering “Chun Yu Yan” over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”😱
😂😂😂😂

34. A wifi joke

Diarrhea is like Wi-Fi, when u approach the toilet the signal becomes stronger.

Even before u unbutton your trouser, the download is complete 😭😭
😂😂😂

35. lawyers joke

Two lawyers went into Sheraton hotel and ordered two drinks. They then removed fried plantain from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own plantain in here!”

The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged plantains.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😏😂😂😂

36. Illegal joke

Crush: I wanted to tell you a thing
Boy: (shaking) OK.
Crush: can we get a more private place to talk.
Boy: (smiling) sure let’s go.
Crush: It was a thing I wanted to tell you from the moment I saw you
Boy: say it
Crush: Are you ready for it.
Boy: (🤤) ya!!!
Girl: its just you left your Zip’s open close it.
Boy:😵😵😵😵

37. Hilarious Joke that will Make you Cry

A guy was in a taxi and his phone rang. It was, his wife calling and he wanted to show off so, he, decided to put his phone on loudspeaker and answered.

Him: Hi sweetheart missing me already baby?
Wife: foolish man why did you drink the kid’s porridge? 😂😂😂😂😂

38. Logical joke

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cant understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
🤣😂😂😂

39. racist jokes

I just need a girlfriend that focus more on religion so that
When I cheat ,we pray and blame the devil not me 😅😅

40. The endless joke

Monday: I dig
Tuesday: I dig
Wednesday: I dig
Thursday: I dig
Friday: I dig
Saturday: I dig

Ok, the joke is flat but the hole is deep!

41. We do not accept this farce

Akpos:Hey Jorge, I saw my wife entering into cinema with another guy 😔

Jorge:😱So did you follow them?

Akpos:No I didn’t ; I have seen the film before…

One word for Akpos 😂😂😂

42. Well sent

Husband comes home from work very worried and sits in the leaving room.🙇‍♂🙇‍♂🙇‍♂🙇‍♂
Wife: Baby pls talk to me, what’s the problem? You have been sad all day.
Husband: Baby I have a very big problem at work.
Wife: Baby don’t say you have a problem we are married so its our problem just say we. Husband: ok my love, we have impregnated our secretary at work.

😄😄😄😄😄.
Come and see fire for the house inside

43. Best joke ever 

Just imagine!!!
I called MTN Customer Care Service today and they were telling me to speak louder cos my network is very poor.
😂 😂 😂 Like WTF!!!

44. mom son joke

A mom 🙎‍♀ entered her son’s room and saw him asleep🧐. She held his head, slapped him and said to him “Your last seen on WhatsApp was 1 minute ago, stand up and go buy for me some bread”
😂😂😂

45. What could be better than Dickson.

Dickson: Mummy why did Auntie Mary name her daughter Diamond
MUM: Sometimes my dear,, mothers name their children after what they like best
Dickson: So what’s behind my name
MUM: Ooooh Dickson stop worrying me….?
😂😂😂😂

 

46. love joke

What is love?

Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
What is death ?
Death is when you follow him😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

47. The CQFD joke

At which age have you noticed that “Nxa” can be only done on the right side of your mouth rather than on the left no matter how hard you can try!

🤣🤣

48. WHO IS THE MOST STUPID joke?

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself dead
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away with my money u r wrong, I will follow u until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well.
JAMES was watching from a distance he laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I must watch this till the end”… *he also took the gun and killed himself! Who is the most stupid out of them? Pls dnt spoil de fun share wit frnds.
😂😂😂😂😂

49. Dad and son

Joke…
Son: Dad, what do I give my
girlfriend as a Christmas gift?
Dad : How does she look?
Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in completion.
Dad : Give her my number.
Son: eeeeeei dad….LOL🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂

50. Clever clouds 

Hello Dad,

I didn’t tell mummy that you kissed her friend, Linda, at the birthday party. I didn’t even tell her that you slept with her in your bed…

Anyway, you should thank mummy because she helped me to write this letter

Your Goodboy
Akpos
😂😂😂😂

So this is complete list of  50 Most hilarious jokes that will make you cry with laughter

Befits of jokes and Laughter :

Laughter is fireworks for the brain
When the brain recognizes and understands a joke, it releases neurotransmitters related to well-being: dopamine, serotonin, and endorphins. Their effects are beneficial for the whole body. They relieve tension, increase the activity of immune cells and improve blood flow. They thus help reduce stress , relax muscles and reduce cardiovascular risks . In short, if you don’t like apples, one joke a day makes it possible to space out medical visits.

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Laughter makes you more efficient :
Numerous studies by such serious institutions as Wharton, MIT and the London Business School confirm the positive impact of humor in the workplace . “ Laughter (jokes) relieves stress and boredom, it stimulates engagement and well-being, as well as creativity , collaboration, analytical precision and productivity, ” says Alison Wood Brooks, professor at Harvard Business School.

Recently, a group of scientists who were researching happiness at work made an amazing discovery: Watching a humorous video made the subjects of their experiment… 10% more productive. By putting employees in a favorable frame of mind and open to others – and like all positive emotions – laughter is good for morale… and for work.

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